Twitter is presently aflutter with farmer pick up lines, something near and dear to our homesteading hearts. So for the romantic in all of us, here are the very best in farmer inspired courtship come ons…because we may be settlers, but when it comes to love it doesn’t mean we have to settle…
Nice calves.#FarmingPickupLines pic.twitter.com/72U0G5IxKg
— Saul T Nutz (@HilariousTrends) November 17, 2016
Of all the beautiful faces I just can’t look pastures. #FarmingPickupLines
— Chris DeCouto (@DeCoutoChris) November 17, 2016
My name must be John Deere cause I’m totally a Tractored to you. #FarmingPickupLines
— Josh Keaton (@joshkeaton) November 17, 2016
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable #FarmingPickupLines
— Magnus Lewis (@magnuslewis263) November 17, 2016
Darlin’ I love your dairy air. #FarmingPickupLines
— Flippervault (@Flippervault) November 17, 2016
Is that a fresh cob of corn in your overalls pocket, or are you just happy to see me? #FarmingPickupLines
— Shea Browning ⚖ (@sheabrowning) November 17, 2016
Your barn or mine?#FarmingPickupLines pic.twitter.com/VltLXAdkIc
— Zen Rand (@ZenRand) November 17, 2016
@KeshaTedder pic.twitter.com/clTkZCwe06
— Mitchell Bader (@MitchellBader) November 17, 2016
Your father must’ve been a pumpkin because you look gourdgeous #FarmingPickupLines
— Mike Storino (@BlackCircle45) November 17, 2016
Aw, shucks, I don’t mean to be corny… #FarmingPickupLines
— Sebastian Stoker (@SebastianStoker) November 17, 2016
Which one will you try? What’s your favorite? Did we miss out on any good ones?
Let us know in the comments below.
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